Cooking with CJ!

Before you read anymore, you have got to know one thing: This is NOT cooking with CJ. It’s Uncooking with CJ. I hate cooking!! I mean I like baking (I made those cupcakes above), but cooking?! No thanks!! I wouldn’t lie to you but the only thing I can cook is toast. And it’s either burnt or uncooked. I hate heat! I can’t even make 2 minute noodles, I’m that bad! I can’t even stir something on the stove!! So today is going to be uncooking with CJ. You must be thinking “How do you uncook?”. Well…you’ll have to find out….


Today we are going to uncook pancakes.

You will need:

  • to be brave
  • 2-5000000 eggs
  • some milk
  • 8 cups of sugar

Mix all the ingredients together. Then, realise the next step involves the stove. Then you go ask your mum to cook them for you because you hate heat.

And that’s called uncooking!!

Once I had to turn on the stove to make pasta and I could not do it!! Why would you risk hurting yourself?! I don’t care if all I can make is toast, all I need is a phone. I’ll just ring Dominos and ask for a pizza! See, I can cook!! I can “cook” pizza! Boom!! Anyway, in conclusion (gosh I sound like a teacher!)

Like they say: if you can’t handle the heat, get out of the kitchen……